By Valerie Hurtinelli

What happens when a team of first-season skaters trains alongside NRG’s finest, trading hits with veteran Naptown Roller Girls like Sweet C, 4Leaf Cleaver, and Cereal Killer? You get a roster of battle-ready derby girls ready to roll out on their own.

Naptown’s newest team, the Third Alarms, includes the league’s freshest recruits and serves as a feeder for future Warning Belles and Tornado Sirens rosters. In the derby world, they are known as Fresh Meat, and NRG’s version has already turned out to be USDA Prime, with an impressive win at their coming-out bout in Akron, Ohio (80-38) against NEO’s Fresh Meat team, and a record-breaking shutout (251-0) against Toledo’s Glass City. And these girls are just getting started.

Come see how they roll in Rockford, IL on July 17 when Coach Sin Lizzie, Shiva Diva, Kickabroad Crane, Veronica Dodge, and the rest of the Third Alarms crew take on the Rockford Rage of Rockford Illinois. The future looks bright.